Since my last journal entry is older than Larry King, I decided to update and talk about various things incoherently.

Blu Oyster Cult
1. WOW
2. SPLUTTER
3. DIES HAPPY
4. Im going to marry Rudy Sarzo
5. That one part where everyone disapeered and then came back on for epic solos was one of the definitive momments of my life
6. AS WAS WHEN THEY PLAYED THE OPENING RIFT TO DONT FEAR THE REAPER
7. OH NO!
8. THERE GOES TOKYO!
9. Blue beard, sparkley gay stoner, uber fan chick, crazy security gaurd and that one guy who punched my head should all have a sitcom.
10. BOC would be the soundtrack

Wathcing Vertigo in honor of the 50th aniversery
1. I never relaized how funny that movie is
2. Or how campy Kim Novak is
3. At the castro theater in SF they were showing it, so I went on their website and OH MY GOODNESS that theater has the most delicious double features. The Great Escape and the Magnificent Seven? Thats like, peanut butter and bananas!

TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGGAN

MEGAN
I HATE YOU
I NOW LOVE THIS SHOW
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH TIME I WILL WASTE WATCHING IT
GOSH
AND I MAY HAVE TO QUOTE IT TO EXCESS, AS EVIDENCED BY THE TITLE OF THIS JOURNAL

Misc
Brawl is craaaaaaazy fun
Sean is in a bottle
Strawberry pocky is good on slanty benches
Ropy sea creatures were the first things to get jiggy with it
Me and megan should not have acess to photoshop

By the way, is coming to stay with me this summer! Callooh! Callay!'

Since everyone has been having this huge journal orgy, I've decided to contribute. I was going to dump all the Hawaii-esque poetry I wrote at the University, but I lost all of it Oh well. I HAS GONE SHOPPING FOR THE REOPENING OF THE CLOUD OF DOOM THAT IS THE ESTABLISHMENT OF SCHOOL and I got this shirt that screams Kayla. Seriously. I was in the store and the shirt was all like

SHirt: KAYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Me: Actually, it's Anebel, but whatever.

Its a tie dye tank with balck peace signs. YAH I KNOW RIGHT. AWESOME CUBED TO THE POWER OF RUBIX MUTIPLYED BY PI. So yah. Here's Anebel's current obsessions.

BANDS THAT START WITH M: Muse, Metric, my Chemical Romance, MXPX, Motion City Soundtrack
THE HEADBANDS I GOT FOR MY BIRTHDAY
RICE CAKES- I'm eating my second one today right now... I CAN'T STOP. I NEED INTERVENTION.
The Deathly Hallows: Or rather, the last five chapters. I KEEP READING THEM< BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OVER.
Patroclus and Achilles. They were gay lovers. Don't even deny it. DON'T EVEN.

SO yah. O. EVERYONE GO MAKE FRIEND WITH GRACE. Her DA name is Graachan. Shes my Alaskan pantless hero. Psssst, Grace; our favorite show is on youtube [link] LOL VASTA VINDANYA BITCH

Thanks for reading my ramblings! Ustedes les amo!

Chincha The Thrid wanted me to update...so here it is!

Today I learned how to drive a stick shift. I was a bit nervous at first, but after the car ceased to explode when I turned it on, I felt better. It was actually quite fun. I less than three stickshifts. They're such the best.

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YOU KNOW WHAT. I THNIK I JUST MIGHT NEED TO GET THE ENTIRETY OF EAST WINDS ENSEMBLES ALBUM. I GET THE WARM FUZZIES WHENEVER I LISTEN TO THEIR SONGS.
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Scene from Blood Canticle that had me falling off my seat in laughter:

GAY TALTOS GUY WITH HIS FINGERS PAINTED BLUE: Retarded vampires! I'm not a person! Go eat some Mexicans!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

And another scene from Blood Canticle

Lestat: Mona, get your slut dress off and we can go rescue your baby.
Mona: OMG LESTAT U R LYKE SO MEAN 2 ME!!!!!!!!! U TREAT ME LIKE I'M A 5 YR PORN STAR I HATES U 4EVR!!!!!!!!!!!!! *RUNS OUTSIDE TO CRY*
Lestat: GET OFF MY PROPERTY YOU PMS HO!

I love this book. It's like something a crazed fan would write while they were on crack.

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Reminiscence is like an evanescent castle caresses softly by a breeze.

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ROBERT CECIL SUCKS. WALTER RALEIGH IS AWESOME AND DEVEREUX IS JUST...DEVEREUX.

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ANTI URBAN REVOLUTION! VIVA NUNAVUT!

Peace out.

Hey my rockalious people. Necesito advice. To begin with, I need to figure out a poem to submit for publication in the school magazine. Secondly, i need to figure out a poem to sen din for publication in an actual magazine. And lastly, i need a song/TV show episode/music video/short film to get on iTunes. So, if ya'll could just reply with a comment thats all like

1. Poem for school
2. Poem for magazine
3. iTunes-rific purchase

Okay! LOVE YOU ALL TO THE RIVER STYX AND BACK!

-Her Majesty the Narwhal Queen

So, as you may or may not know, i am writing the diary of one my many dead boyfriends, Robert Deveraux. As i was searching for things to write entries on, i came across a book which mentioned that ROBERT DEVERAUX, THE 2ND ERAL OF ESSEX MOST DEFINATLY ATTENED A PERFORMANCE OF TWELFTH NIGH BY SHAKESPEARE.

Me: Sounds cool!

Unfortunatly, the book did not provide a date. So, i looked online and here's what i found:

Shakespeare wrote Twelfth Night in 1600 or 1601. Just so you know, in those years, Deveraux was

1600: Out of favor witht he Queen and under house arrest.
1601: BEHEADED

Twelfth Night was preformed on February 2nd, 1602, by which time Deveraux was quite dead, which, as far as I'm aware, hinders one from attending theatre preformances.

So, instead of doing two minutes of research, the author of said book was a lazy bum.

Stupid medicore history writers.